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The Raleighwood Rumble

Before you read this entry you HAVE to watch this clip…

did you watch it?
don’t lie to me, slore….
Ok… when i first started college I moved back to Raleighwood, NC with my pops, mainly to get out of VA cause it got annoying. Things started off cool cause it was a different setting and i was happy… Then the Fish and Bull effect came into play… i’ll explain:
What happens when you keep fish in the refrigerator too long? It stinks… you can’t be around it.. it needs to GO! same thing with people staying with you, everything they do starts to annoy you and drive you crazy…
And If you”re familiar with farm life you’ll know that if you have an old bull in a pen and he’s running shit and you bring in a young bull the old bull is gonna feel threatened and fight him… Now that i’ve brought you up to speed with the situation with me and my pops, i can tell you about the Raleighwood Rumble…
I was in my room at pops house and he kept that bitch hot.. and i HATE being in a hot house, so i turnt it down a lil bit.. Pops was in his room watching the game I was at the computer doing homework…
all of a sudden
BOOOMM
my door flew open and i see an angry ass nigga that is my father
the way my room was set up, when the door flew open it knocked my printer over and i stood up to catch it.
the is dude was prolly “wishin a nigga would” AWL DAY and i just happened to be the only other negro in the house…
so when I stood up he didn’t think “oh when i kicked the door open with such velocity i must have knocked over his expensive printer and he had to stand up and catch it so it would not break”
instead, he thought: “UH OH…. DIS MUHFUCKA WANNA FIGHT!! BUST A MOVE DEN BITCH!”
Pops: YOU TOUCHED MY F*CKIN THERMOSTAT NIGGA?!
Me: I was hot
Pops: IDGAF IF YO ASS IS DYIN DON’T TOUCH THE F*CKIN THERMOSTAT
then he proceeded to come at me like a gotdamn silverback Gorilla
at this point i’m just making sure i don’t die.. so i pushed him off of me…
wasn’t the best idea… if i could do it all over again i’d prolly just crank dat fetal position.. but naw… i had to poke the fuckin grizzly bear…
Pops: Oh.. OH YOU WANNA FIGHT BACK MUHF*CKA?! I GOT SUMTHIN FA DAT ASS
Me: O_O
*Pops walks back in with this big ass brass candle holder, SWANGIN*
Pops: F*CK WITH ME NOW!! YOU BAD AINTCHA?! F*CK WIT ME NOW!
aannnnddd that’s when i felt like a victim of spousal abuse….
i’m tryna get dressed, find my shoes, keys, and wallet all while gettin my ass beat… Multi taskin like a fool…
I ran out, got in the car and drove… where was I goin?? idk nigga i had no money..
While i’m out playing “Runaway Love” My dad told my mom what happened which pissed her off.. and she leaned into him but he asked me to come home…
NIGGA ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
thankfully my aunt was up at 2am and let me crash with her…
next day my dad talked to me like nothing happened… which was scarier than the actual asswhoopin…Now i know it sounds like my dad was insane and I was just a victim of abuse… but it ain’t like that…. He was just territorial… and i never touched the thermostat again…

we loved each other and as crazy as it sounds this was one of those memories I have of my dad that i look back and laugh at…

Miss you Pops

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