Touch That Link, Folk

Nigga When’s The Last Time YOU Changed A Life?!

You ever done something great for someone out of the kindness of your heart and you feel awesome than a muhfugga?? I have…..

After I talked about my top “ain’t shit” moments, I felt that it made me come off as a dick… SOOOO to counteract that I will share with you a few of those moments…

1.The Golden Ticket
I worked the ticket stand at Disney World and there were 2 types of tickets: a park hopper, which explains itself, and the cheaper deal when you choose a park, and that is where ya ass stays for the rest of the day.. and I had to explain that to every other person, i became cold….. Mickey Mouse turned me into a monster… one dude came in and was like:
Him: We came all this way from Tampa to be limited to one park!
Me: That’s unfortunate…
Him: look at my son, tell him he can’t come in..
Me: *dead in his eyes* you can’t come in homie…
I was HEARTLESS…
this one particular time there was a young man that came thru my line and I told him that he couldn’t come in and his whole face was stuck… i’m talkin Steebie J finding out he knocked up Prince stuck…
but I felt for the kid, so when he waved his chaperone over I talked to her to find out more and turns out they were on a field trip from Souf Africa and he lost his ticket and spent all his money that he brought with him to buy that one day one park ticket… then he started tearin up and i’m like, what is this soft ass emotion i’m feelin?
so i took him over to guest services and i knew the guy that was at the window… after some talking, and giving him a fake number for the cute girl cross the hall he reprinted the boys original ticket and he was all set… his chaperone ran up to me and bear hugged me n kissed me on the cheek and i felt like Nelson Mandela…
2. The Kindhearted Threat
One way to really get under my skin is to find enjoyment in picking on handicapped folk…. I was at the YMCA in the weight room gettin my hulk on and there were these high school kids that were benching some light weight and challenged me, he put all his force in it and did it once.. got up, smirked and said “top that lil nigga”
O__0… nigga what head injury have you sustained?!
so i did what any skrong nigga would do…. i put way more weight on it, repped that shit and stunted on those varsity blue rejects…
so i go back to my routine
and there’s this sweet lil white girl that walks with a limp and those same spermgoons were pointing and laughing and she saw it out the corner of her eye and she was hurt…. she’s one of those nice people you never engage in conversation but whenever you see them you smile n speak..
so… I walk over to them niggas with the strongest Jeezy like mean mug, and my bald head and beard combo made me more intimidating I rolled up on the Trill Fam and said:
“If i ever see y’all lil niggas laughing at that girl or anybody for that matter, muhfuggas gonna have to deal with me, *points at 395lbs on bench* and y’all seen what the f*ck i can do… i don’t wanna have this discussion again…”
maaaaaaannnnnn i felt like Joe Clark in that bitch….
went back and gave that white girl a hug and dipped….. like a sir..
3. Teddy To The Got Damn Rescue.
When I was at VSU there was this girl who was crippled, well i’m not sure if the technical term was crippled, cause she could walk without crutches, but she could only go a few steps then she’d have to rest.. it was hard to watch, i felt turrble…
one day me and my homie Durty Vert and this annoying nigga Squidward was in the Trapmobile chiefin a black and we see the girl walking from her dorm in the distance and Squidward was like “Ew Dafuq?”
*jabbed him in his side* nigga shut up
then I look back and ole girl miscalculated the curb and she lost her balance and fell… and Squidwards annoying ass made fun of her… me and Durty Vert got out the car and ran over there meanwhile Squiddy ass is still in the car…
THEN.. here’s the kicker…
THEEENNNN these 2 attractive girls came over to help her and Squiddy ass jumped out the car.. ran over cross the street to us and was  like “OMG is she OK?”
nigga getcho sometimey ass back over yonder..
me and Vert helped her up, got her to class, she was thankful…. the attractive girls were impressed.. i felt good bout myself. win/win…
hopefully, i’ve put a better light on myself then what you have previously thought… I don’t really like telling people i’m a nice guy cause i feel like people who have to keep informing others about how nice they are…. are really shitty…. but i’m not… most of you know me in person tho… thanks for reading folks
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